tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post2798985798448912473..comments2024-03-26T04:01:41.087-04:00Comments on The Yummy Mummy: The Kid Version of "The Diner's Bill of Rights"Kim Fosterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12931573096200273764noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-23449469160393952152008-04-22T06:56:00.000-04:002008-04-22T06:56:00.000-04:00I just have to tell all you wonderful people... yo...I just have to tell all you wonderful people... you're the best birth control ever...Neenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10669218258335429493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-62435443456440777952008-03-19T21:45:00.000-04:002008-03-19T21:45:00.000-04:00How about the right to use your milk glass as a di...How about the right to use your milk glass as a dipping sauce or finger bowl, with the additional clause to switch between the two at the same meal should the fancy strike you?<BR/><BR/>I have 2 boys (3 and 1) and I am also comforted by the fact that I AM NOT ALONE ;-). Thanks for making me laugh on a regular basis YM!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-85292019832015952462008-03-17T19:15:00.000-04:002008-03-17T19:15:00.000-04:00the right to beg for something specific and promis...the right to beg for something specific and promise to eat it, but when it arrives to say, "i don't want this."<BR/><BR/>grrrrr.katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14405765385526956575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-43732394224652763342008-03-17T19:03:00.000-04:002008-03-17T19:03:00.000-04:00maybe mistress mae will use kim's blog as a form o...maybe mistress mae will use kim's blog as a form of birth control!?<BR/><BR/>seriously, this post kills me. Genius! I thought I had it made when my now almost 14 year old son was very little as he ate EVERYTHING i gave him and rarely complained. Now, I am lucky if I can get him to eat anything other than meat.<BR/><BR/>But I remain hopeful. I fully believe he will pull a culinary 180 at some point in the future.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-65447709202738524422008-03-15T22:18:00.000-04:002008-03-15T22:18:00.000-04:00The right to say "I'm done with dinner." Have dess...The right to say "I'm done with dinner." Have dessert and then go back to finish up whatever was not eaten.Izzy's Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16549823591119220768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-9578560534965971082008-03-14T22:27:00.000-04:002008-03-14T22:27:00.000-04:00could you pick up on the heavy veil of sarcasm fro...could you pick up on the heavy veil of sarcasm from my earlier post?<BR/><BR/>I just finished cleaning up from the escapades from earlier this week. I don't know how mom's do it. <BR/><BR/>I still don't know how I'm going to do it. Scares the bejeezus out of me. And I'm not even preggers yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-21796323088417163502008-03-14T18:22:00.000-04:002008-03-14T18:22:00.000-04:00Can I just say that I love your blog? I don't even...Can I just say that I love your blog? I don't even have kids and I still laugh hysterically when I read your posts.Brandehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05434337913953737440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-128860357159066242008-03-14T17:02:00.000-04:002008-03-14T17:02:00.000-04:00my 1 1/2 year old niece eats chicken liver terrine...my 1 1/2 year old niece eats chicken liver terrine. We put it on crostini and pretend we are at a cocktail party with our juice boxes. (she has a juice box...i have wine) Cracks me up. I pick them up for a sleepover tomorrow. I can't wait.The Cheesemonger's Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10580814380287782619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-69208703021768111772008-03-14T16:41:00.000-04:002008-03-14T16:41:00.000-04:00I hate liver, except in expensive pate at a restur...I hate liver, except in expensive pate at a resturant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-12604334819715683652008-03-14T13:17:00.000-04:002008-03-14T13:17:00.000-04:00Ah! Very nice ladies...I see now that I am not alo...Ah! Very nice ladies...I see now that I am not alone in my crumb-infested dining room - Halle-freakin'-luja.<BR/><BR/>A special nod to Cheesemonger's Wife who isn't even a mom yet AND she made roasted brussel sprouts crusted with parmesan cheese - God love you for trying, honey. You win Aunt of the year! <BR/><BR/>You guys made my day...<BR/><BR/>KimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-60961908288653635352008-03-14T12:55:00.000-04:002008-03-14T12:55:00.000-04:00Ditto Molly. OMG it's the SAME EXACT thing that is...Ditto Molly. OMG it's the SAME EXACT thing that is on your plate. <BR/><BR/>How about the right to spit food out on the floor or repeatedly swipe food from side to side onto the floor when you are done with a meal. Forget placing your fork and knife, just throw the plate down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-54677086234775520592008-03-14T10:40:00.000-04:002008-03-14T10:40:00.000-04:00They also believe they have the right to use the s...They also believe they have the right to use the same carrot stick over and over again while dipping into the creme fraiche dip and sucking it off...they can also sit ON the table and pretend to eat their meal...they find it easier to run around the dining room for an hour while slowing down for 'just one bite'....request separate bowls for each component of the meal...and use the dreaded 'i'm gonna frow up' to get out of eating the beautiful parmesan crusted, roasted brussel sprouts i made.<BR/><BR/>i was on kid duty this week....Aunt Annie is tuckered out.The Cheesemonger's Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10580814380287782619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6434726458328084701.post-59716080365378812952008-03-14T10:36:00.000-04:002008-03-14T10:36:00.000-04:00How about the right to refuse anything to be consu...How about the right to refuse anything to be consumed off your own plate while eating THE EXACT SAME FOOD off of your mother's?<BR/><BR/>"Stolen beans are better beans."Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04559709480304938775noreply@blogger.com