A large box came in the mail yesterday. Fedex. Turns out my husband ordered 10 packages of whole wheat, low carb, low fat tortillas. From Santa Freakin' Rosa, California.
That's right. David had 100 tortillas shipped 2 day express mail across the country from La Tortilla Factory because he couldn't find a low carb, low fat tortilla anywhere in New York City. Okay people, it's not like we live in the rainforest and have to eat bug larvae for dinner. Is he saying there isn't a single whole wheat, low carb, low fat tortilla anywhere in this city?
The tortillas cost $31.34. The shipping cost $39.06.
It's a good thing my husband rocks. Otherwise he and his $70 box of tortillas would be sleeping on the couch.
PS Just to be completely fair - David swears he never meant to ship the tortillas express mail. Like he had a tremor or something and hit the button by mistake. It happens. I guess.