Oh sure, Obama is great and everything. He's poised to save us from the brink of destruction, be our hope and guiding light, pull us from the abyss, leader of the free world, most powerful man on earth, blah blah blah. That's nice.
But really, the guy's no Tom Colicchio.
Read this where we see our chef run across the room at a public function and save a cookbook author, who is choking on a piece of chicken, stealthily snatching her from the brink of death with his large manly hands.
Really, is Obama gonna do that at a State Dinner? I think not.